It’s Friday. You know what that means:
We, the parents, are off meal duty!
Dinner? I dunno, ask the fridge.
Welcome to Fend For Yourself Friday, where everyone becomes a weird little chef, assembling a plate from the mysterious and glorious land of leftovers.
Tonight’s menu includes:
- One (1) lone chicken nugget
- A container of green beans
- Plain pasta from… Tuesday? Maybe?
- A handful of raspberries
- One (1) mozarella cheese stick
Honestly, it’s kind of magical. Everyone builds their own little meal like a bento box from chaos. Sometimes you gotta bring out your inner trash bandit racoon.
No judgment here. No stove either.
It’s messy, it’s low-effort, and it’s glorious.
Plus, we didn’t have to cook. Not a single thing. And that, my friends, is the real win.
If your fridge looks like a food collage and you’ve got zero motivation left: congratulations! You’ve unlocked Fend For Yourself Friday.
May your microwaves be quick and your snacks plentiful.
See ya next week. Or maybe at the pickle fight.
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